Clean
Balls
Only.
Jake's Lax is a lacrosse lifestyle apparel brand for players who get the joke. Heavyweight tees. Funny back-print slogans. Built for the sideline, the locker room, and everywhere in between.
- Fit
- Boxy · True
- Weight
- 6.5oz Heavy
- Ships
- In 48 Hours
$42
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The Drop
New + Featured
Dirty Balls Don't Fly Straight Tee
$42Heavyweight cotton tee. Small chest hit, big back graphic. Say it with your shoulders.
Clean Balls Only Tee
$42The flagship. The mission statement. Three words. One dress code.
Manifesto
Lacrosse is the fastest sport on two feet. The apparel shouldn't look like it was designed in 2004.
Jake's Lax is for players who already know they're good, already love the sport, and already have more than enough branded pinnies. This is for the rest of your closet. Funny tees. Premium cotton. No corny cross-stick graphics.
01
Premium blanks.
6.5oz heavyweight cotton. Boxy fit. Garment-dyed. Feels broken-in on day one.
02
Small runs.
Every drop is limited. When it sells through, it sells through. No reprints.
03
Real lax humor.
Written by players. If it's not something you'd say in a locker room, we don't put it on a tee.
Best Sellers
What's Going
Out The Door.
These are the ones restocks sell out in a week. Players wear them to practice, siblings steal them, coaches pretend to disapprove. Classic.
See all best sellersDirty Balls Don't Fly Straight Tee
$42Heavyweight cotton tee. Small chest hit, big back graphic. Say it with your shoulders.
Clean Balls Only Tee
$42The flagship. The mission statement. Three words. One dress code.
The Playbook
A Slogan For
Every Position.
We drop new lines all season long. Got one we have to print? DM us on Instagram — if we use it, the tee is on us.
Dirty Balls Don't Fly Straight
Long Sticks Don't Matter Without Clean Balls
Clean Balls Only
Loose Balls Matter
Respect The Balls
Keep Your Balls Clean
Seen On The Sideline
Post Your Fit.
Tag @jakeslax.
Tag us and we'll repost. Best fit every month gets a free tee from the next drop.
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SMS subscribers get new drops 24 hours before the public, plus a 10% off code for your first order. Email list gets a mid-week lax meme and occasional free-tee giveaways. No corporate spam. Promise.
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